Lighten up

 

I caught a peek at myself in the mirror at work yesterday and thought, what is the matter with my trousers?!? Something seemed wrong and I asked my co-worker, what is wrong here?  My co-worker laughed and laughed so I started laughing too, “No, really, tell me, what is the matter?”

My co-worker replied, “You have a new dog, you walk miles a day with him, don’t you?”

Me, “Well, yeah, he is a German Shepherd, he needs a lot of exercise!”

Co-worker, “Have you been having fun on those walks?”

Me, “Oh yeah, I listen to audio books, we run together. I feel great.”

Co-worker, “Welcome to a new body”